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If unaware of my intriguing, temperamental aura, know that I am Toutou[msic], ambassador (and look-alike) of Dobby, builder of lighthouses, camels, and customized lollipops. I am fond of brown and small glass objects. Shells intimidate me, as does Lizzy's name for my feline friend: Short-Shanks Marmy. If confused, ask her, though don't expect a response (I've tried, with little success). To whomever invented chocolate: may the fleas of ten thousand camels descend upon the tents of your enemies.
I am a renowned opera singer, and I have ten inchworms on my mantel in a glass, gold-gilted jar (do such objects exist? if so, where?) as well as long mauve hair. Squirrels befriend me on a daily basis. I was born underground in Prussia, and have had a long full life of 107 years--two cups a day of whisky does the trick. Having published at least sixty books, I now reside in Northumbria (wherever the grrok that is) and plan to be reincarnated as an astronaut in 2068.